Our Democrat friends are crying out for help. They're lost, leaderless, desperate.
Pitiful.
It would not be neighborly of us to ignore their plight. So we should help the poor dears figure out what went so wrong.
Let's go point-by-point.
- You Democrats thought opening our borders would result in millions of new Democrat voters, every one appreciating the free crap you gave them. You thought liberal majorities would be guaranteed forevermore.
But, that isn't what happened. Your own Democrat mayors were left to deal with the crush of illegal immigrants arriving in the big cities. You had them sleeping in the airport in Boston, on buses in Chicago, and on the sidewalks in many big cities. You gave them credit cards, cell phones, and opened up a whole high-rise hotel for them in New York City. And in California you stupidly guaranteed them free health care.
What could possibly go wrong?
You found out.
What a buzz kill it was for you Democrats in the last election, when record numbers of minority group members, tired of your bull, voted Republican instead of Democrat. And the man who drives you bat-guano crazy, Trump, got record support from those minority groups.
Oops.
Just about every country on earth takes its borders more seriously than hopeless Joe Biden did. We'll be cleaning up his mess for years. Nice job, Democrats.
- Now let's talk about public bathrooms. Nobody I know wants to spend one second more than necessary in a public bathroom. Get in. Hold your breath. Get out. It's no place to forge meaningful relationships.
The only thing that could make it more uncomfortable would be to insist that members of the opposite sex have a right to be in your bathroom, which you folks seem to believe.
And show me a dad who would stand for a naked boy displaying his wares in the girl's locker room, and I'll show you a guy who should forfeit his man card. If I see a guy walk into my granddaughter's locker room, you won't believe how big a fuss this old coot can kick up. At that point, knocking stuff over is a viable plan.
- Which brings us to boys playing girls' sports. This may be the most stupid issue you could possibly have embraced. You liberals hammered us, justifiably, for decades over the right of girls to play organized sports, just like the boys. But now you're willing to jeopardize the whole deal for a few boys who want to compete against girls. Where are Billy Jean King, Jane Fonda, and other feminist leaders, when you Democrats are willing to sacrifice women's sports over “trans” athletes who have an unfair advantage?
Anyone with a daughter ought to be able to figure this one out. This is not Ben Carson brain surgery.
- Your latest brilliant idea is “dark woke.” It involves hectoring the rest of us with your crazy woke ideas, only more forcefully, and peppering your screeds with filthy language. Somehow, someone in your party thinks that's the key to American hearts. Not hardly.
Talk like a sailor in front of my granddaughters and you're going to see the cranky side of Gramps.
- And then there's this David Hogg character, who is the deputy chairman of your main Democratic committee. Anyone can see that this kid is far too angry to be in charge of anything. The proof? He's raising donations to oppose YOU VERY DEMOCRATS in primaries if he considers them too old. I guess age discrimination is OK with this kid. (He's 25.)
- Somehow, you Democrats have made yourselves the steadfast defenders of government waste, bloat, sexy books in elementary schools, and our (bipartisan) $36 trillion debt. You embrace vandals of the electric cars you once coveted, and stand up for the “rights” of violent gang members to go on living among us.
You brought in millions of illegals, and so far, with the help of liberal judges, you have made it nearly impossible to deport mere hundreds.
What a legacy.
And isn't it time to quit telling us how much smarter you are then the rest of us, given the sorry results when you were in power?
Kind of rude to say it, but as it stands today, you Democrats could screw up a steel ball with a rubber hammer.
Dave Simpson can be reached at: DaveSimpson145@hotmail.com
