Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 1, 2024
The proper protocol when a warehouse disaster strikes is to immediately pull out your phone to record it and then laugh as thousands of cans of paint crash to the ground....
June 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 31, 2024
The Darwins finest hour.....
May 31, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 30, 2024
We're not saying this is the best way to use an escalator, but it may be the quickest way....
May 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 29, 2024
"Hopefully the porch isn't hollow and we fall through..."
May 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 28, 2024
At the Daily Darwin Steakhouse, not only do we blowtorch every meal, but we throw in a free shower at no extra cost....
May 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 27, 2024
Well, at least Darwin had a caring wife come to his aid....
May 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 26, 2024
Although they're not known necessary for quality of work, the Darwin Discount Cement Company is known for their availability....
May 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 25, 2024
The new Darwin Drone automatically choreographs itself to your favorite song....
May 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 24, 2024
Who amongst us hasn't been tazed running away from a cop while drinking a beer and wearing a Burger King crown???
May 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 23, 2024
Bob’s build a helicopter from used vacuum parts goes awry…
May 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 22, 2024
Although not for everybody, the Darwin Discount Tree Service does have some availability for the Memorial Day weekend...
May 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Although the official manual says to use the stairs, in Bob's defense, this is a quicker method....
May 21, 2024