Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 15, 2025
Why it's always a good idea to check the brakes....
May 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 14, 2025
We're not sure exactly how to score this one.....
May 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 13, 2025
You may see what's possible with a 7-inch vertical. We see a future Julius Erving.....
May 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 9, 2025
Drunk Florida man on riding lawnmower destroys mailboxes....
May 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 8, 2025
"This is the most relatable thing I've ever watched....."
May 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 7, 2025
Golfer sends clubhead through neighbor's car window.....
May 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Some Darwins deserve to have an encore. Like this guy who's running from the police wearing a Burger King hat while drinking a beer....
May 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 5, 2025
Get a dog, they said.....
May 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 4, 2025
And sadly Easter was ruined forever....
May 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 3, 2025
Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should do it.....
May 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 2, 2025
And we have a winner.....
May 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 1, 2025
There is a time and place for four different speeds in slow motion. This is one of those times.....
April 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 30, 2025
On the other hand, whoever does your windows does a really good job.....
April 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 29, 2025
In her defense, the light post really did need a trim.....
April 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 28, 2025
Sometimes you gotta know when to wave the white flag....
April 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 27, 2025
One of the best interviews ever....
April 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 26, 2025
We're not judging, but there could be better ways to solve an argument....
April 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 25, 2025
Some people shouldn't be allowed to grill....
April 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 24, 2025
When you think you know a shortcut to the driving range.....
April 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 23, 2025
Beautiful karma.....
April 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 22, 2025
Local man resorts to logic after trying to injure his own foot….
April 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 21, 2025
Better than watching the NBA playoffs....
April 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 20, 2025
Man dies at room temperature....
April 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 19, 2025
We don't know exactly what happened here except that the plumber is not pleased with the result.....
April 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 18, 2025
Who needs a handrail when you have an Amazon box….
April 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 17, 2025
Client was super happy the tree is gone. The neighbor complained a bit though......
April 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 16, 2025
You can criticize this all you want but when you really need to get somewhere quickly, this is the perfect form......
April 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 15, 2025
It's time for another edition of "Cooking With Cows"......
April 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 14, 2025
Jordan Spieth catches someone below the belt with his putter making his way to the first tee at Augusta....
April 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 13, 2025
When you lie on your resume to get the job....
April 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 12, 2025
Cannot make this up. 45 foot tall statue of a nude woman being erected at the Embarcadero in San Francisco. The installation went viral.....
April 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 11, 2025
"If my hands are full, I just kick under my car to open it....."
April 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 10, 2025
Yeah, we know it's going to be in the 80s later this week. We also know, winter ain't over.....
April 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Bob realizes the early bird parking discount ends at 7:00am and it's 6:59am.....
April 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Only the bestest of buddies will laugh at you during times like this.....
April 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 7, 2025
Grandpa wouldn’t had wanted it any other way....
April 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Bob was grateful it wasn’t a load of bricks….
March 24, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 24, 2025
Although it's not technically a drive-thru, you can always check to make sure.....
March 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 23, 2025
So how was your first day on the job?
March 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 22, 2025
Looking back at last year's Cowboy State Daily Invitational....
March 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, March 21, 2025
Worst gender-reveal ever.....
March 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, March 20, 2025
If this were the Olympics, the only option would be to award three gold medals......
March 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 19, 2025
When your friends are tired of hearing you complain after every shot.....
March 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Everyone should try this.....
March 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 17, 2025
If that’s Mahomes fishing, that sheep is gonna get fined..
March 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 10, 2025
It's always a good idea to run as fast as you can through revolving doors.....
March 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 9, 2025
Almost lawn mowing season. Time to get the tolerance up....
March 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 8, 2025
Explain this to your proctologist….
March 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 4, 2025
Maybe take the brick off the accelerator!
March 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 3, 2025
Never waste your money on expensive moving companies when you can do it yourself and save......
March 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 2, 2025
Sometimes it's a good idea to heed the message on the yellow tape.....
March 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 1, 2025
Hmmm, road debris vs cemented steel pole. What will Bob choose??
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 28, 2025
Why The "Dukes Of Sweden" didn't last more than one episode....
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 27, 2025
Don’t let the smoke fool you, keep revving that engine…..
February 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Let's face it, the only real reason we get doorbell-cams.....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 25, 2025
Putting a remote controlled snake in someone's tent....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 24, 2025
Who put that tree there??
February 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 23, 2025
Name an animal with three letters in its name.....
February 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 22, 2025
This is how all meteorologists should act.....
February 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 21, 2025
This guy is just having a bad day.....
February 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 20, 2025
Sir, you can't park there.....
February 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Why use robots when you can use ghosts??
February 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Sorry for the lack of originality today, but we've been busy. Here's a bunch of people falling (mostly off the front porch).....
February 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 17, 2025
That feeling of satisfaction after you've shoveled the driveway.....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 16, 2025
The "I Trust My Wife Challenge" just sounds like a horrible idea....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 15, 2025
When you get out of the car to yell at someone, it's usually a good idea to put the car in Park.....
February 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 14, 2025
Texas Pony Express rider clotheslines himself on highway sign...
February 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 13, 2025
Scaring the same woman every day never gets old.....
February 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 12, 2025
Well, he did ask for it.....
February 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 11, 2025
“I know a shortcut to the first tee.....”
February 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 10, 2025
It's always advisable to look both ways....
February 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 9, 2025
News anchor loses it over horrible police sketch.....
February 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 8, 2025
"He's dreamed about this his whole life. Oh, @#%$! That is not good....."
February 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 7, 2025
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.....
February 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 6, 2025
Why it's a bad idea, generally, to pull-out in front of a cement mixer....
February 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 5, 2025
He started to question his entire life.....
February 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 4, 2025
Your chance of being attacked by a squirrel is low, but never zero.....
February 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 3, 2025
It's not easy being a mascot....
February 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 24, 2025
Next time, try a lower octane level.....
January 24, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 23, 2025
Tacos delivered right to the front of your car…
January 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 22, 2025
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
January 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Why it's a good idea not to put electronics into a microwave oven.....
January 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 20, 2025
Surprising this didn't work out....
January 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 19, 2025
Very important safety tips if you get attacked by person holding two guns....
January 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Nothing to see here. Just two brothers acting like two brothers.....
January 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 14, 2025
Teamwork makes the dream work......
January 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 13, 2025
A Monday morning collection of Darwins.....
January 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 12, 2025
Time to take down the swimming pool......
January 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
What do you mean this is a bad idea???
January 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
"A couple idiots on the road trying to block traffic," as narrated by MMA announcer Steve Inman.....
January 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 7, 2025
It's always good to emulate what you see on TikTok......
January 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 6, 2025
Many times, the road least traveled is more interesting.....
January 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 5, 2025
If cartoons aren't real, explain this.....
January 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 4, 2025
He knew what was about to happen but accepted his fate.....
January 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 3, 2025
"Water bottle challenge with my Dad...."
January 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 2, 2025
Man screams in terror at a herd of tagged, domesticated cows because he's convinced he's under attack....
January 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 29, 2024
Prank gone wrong.....
December 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 28, 2024
Hard to tell exactly what is going on here -- except that it's glorious.....
December 28, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, December 27, 2024
A Yuletide celebration of Darwins.....
December 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, December 23, 2024
Sometimes the auger needs that extra weight to work properly....
December 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 22, 2024
Me trying to get home but I'm wearing my dumpster magnet hat....
December 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 21, 2024
Could be the best prank call of all time....
December 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, December 20, 2024
Drop-ins welcome.....
December 19, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 19, 2024
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.....
December 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Sometimes the best strategy is never to leave the house.....
December 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 17, 2024
The Darwins on Christmas morning.....
December 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, December 16, 2024
Many people don't realize this but taking out the trash is one of the most dangerous things you can do.....
December 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 15, 2024
"Is that the lawnmower??"
December 14, 2024