Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Monday, August 11, 2025
Never let anything interfere with your form.....
August 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 10, 2025
Based on the speedy response by his friends, he may still be there….
August 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 9, 2025
When your buddy says, Wait, let me record this…”, it's never a good sign…
August 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 5, 2025
Sometimes it's advisable when working under a vehicle to apply the brake.....
August 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, August 4, 2025
Sadly she convinced them get off the accelerator….
August 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 3, 2025
How The West (Was Not) Won.....
August 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 2, 2025
The shrieking makes this holiday memory even more memorable.....
August 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 1, 2025
The appropriate course of action when you hit a fire hydrant is to always leave immediately. No one will know you did it....
August 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 31, 2025
The Mark Heinz Tree Service: Free sunrooms with every order.....
July 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 27, 2025
"Yeah, according to my math, you should be fine....."
July 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 26, 2025
Look Ma, no hands…..Look Pa, no brains…..
July 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 25, 2025
Two views of videographer falling into Lake Erie during Cleveland Browns helmet reveal....
July 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 24, 2025
Some would caution against leaving a drill on top of the ladder you're moving.....
July 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 23, 2025
Now let's take this quick break from summer for this message from winter.....
July 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
Actually one of the better potential outcomes…
July 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 21, 2025
Sometimes men and ladders don't mix.....
July 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 20, 2025
Cyclists are just like lawyers: 99% of them give 1% of them a bad name.....
July 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 19, 2025
"It is very safe to operate" as he picks his teeth up off the floor.....
July 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 18, 2025
"Our new mattress is now 40% more puncture resistant....."
July 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 17, 2025
It's wedding season and this is still our favorite wedding ceremony of all time....
July 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 16, 2025
And now a moment we can all be proud of.....
July 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Attention International Darwin Selection Committee: We have a winner...
July 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 14, 2025
This is the first accident without an accident.....
July 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 13, 2025
Perhaps styrofoam was a poor pole choice.......
July 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Proof if you're having a bad day, you can still turn it into a positive.....
July 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 8, 2025
Although it is hard not to be impressed by the accuracy of the shot, it is not usually a good strategy to shoot fireworks at each other....
July 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 7, 2025
Good place for a skylight.....
July 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 6, 2025
Yes, Darwin almost destroyed the wedding but he recovered.....
July 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 5, 2025
It's an effective passing method, although not always recommended.....
July 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 4, 2025
When life imitates cartoons.....
July 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 3, 2025
Family's front lawn fireworks party turns into a WAR ZONE as box of rockets catches fire....
July 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Another reason women live longer than men.....
July 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 1, 2025
It's surprising, but sometimes ladders and saws just don't mix.....
June 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 30, 2025
Eat at Bob's, home of the 200-pound pizza.....
June 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 29, 2025
Outside of the tree falling directly on the house, thereby destroying it, they were great. 3 1/2 stars.....
June 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 28, 2025
Honey, does this heavy steel pin go with the trailer?
June 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 27, 2025
Bob was happy to survive with most of both feet.....
June 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 26, 2025
Why it's generally not a good idea to grab an electric fence to see if it's turned on.....
June 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Maybe raise the guard rail on the death pit?
June 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 24, 2025
This is why we have security cams.....
June 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 23, 2025
Never pay a towing company when you can do it yourself and save.....
June 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 22, 2025
If you insist on filming every mundane thing I do.......
June 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 21, 2025
Thought the kid would be more excited with the new in-home splash pad.....
June 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 20, 2025
Thankfully the school bus was there to stop the runaway vehicle...
June 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 19, 2025
If you think you're having a bad day.....
June 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 18, 2025
"I don't see anywhere in the manual where it says we can't have two people on the ladder at the same time...."
June 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 17, 2025
Justified.....
June 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 16, 2025
The nice thing about this neighborhood is the free car wash.....
June 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 15, 2025
When depth perception continues to be an issue.....
June 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 14, 2025
When depth perception is not your strong suit...
June 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 13, 2025
Judge questions the strategy of man who decided to show up to felony court wearing a "World's Best Farter" T-shirt.....
June 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 9, 2025
Some may question the strategy behind jumping as the garage door moves down but who are we to judge??
June 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 8, 2025
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her..."
June 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 7, 2025
Cowboy State Daily's Mark Heinz is working on his parking skills but he's not quite there yet.....
June 07, 2025
