Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 10, 2025
Based on the speedy response by his friends, he may still be there….
August 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 9, 2025
When your buddy says, Wait, let me record this…”, it's never a good sign…
August 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 8, 2025
Thankfully the rail guards were saved….
August 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 7, 2025
Why the instructions say, “Saw all the way through the board.”
August 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, August 6, 2025
When motorcycles fight back.....
August 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 5, 2025
Sometimes it's advisable when working under a vehicle to apply the brake.....
August 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, August 4, 2025
Sadly she convinced them get off the accelerator….
August 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 3, 2025
How The West (Was Not) Won.....
August 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 2, 2025
The shrieking makes this holiday memory even more memorable.....
August 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 1, 2025
The appropriate course of action when you hit a fire hydrant is to always leave immediately. No one will know you did it....
August 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 31, 2025
The Mark Heinz Tree Service: Free sunrooms with every order.....
July 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 30, 2025
Bob's last day at Bob's Tree Service....
July 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 26, 2025
Look Ma, no hands…..Look Pa, no brains…..
July 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 25, 2025
Two views of videographer falling into Lake Erie during Cleveland Browns helmet reveal....
July 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 24, 2025
Some would caution against leaving a drill on top of the ladder you're moving.....
July 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 23, 2025
Now let's take this quick break from summer for this message from winter.....
July 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
Actually one of the better potential outcomes…
July 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 21, 2025
Sometimes men and ladders don't mix.....
July 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 20, 2025
Cyclists are just like lawyers: 99% of them give 1% of them a bad name.....
July 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 19, 2025
"It is very safe to operate" as he picks his teeth up off the floor.....
July 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 18, 2025
"Our new mattress is now 40% more puncture resistant....."
July 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 17, 2025
It's wedding season and this is still our favorite wedding ceremony of all time....
July 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 16, 2025
And now a moment we can all be proud of.....
July 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Attention International Darwin Selection Committee: We have a winner...
July 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 11, 2025
Backing in to find your house has been stolen....
July 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 10, 2025
Lawnmower or kid? It's never an easy choice....
July 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Proof if you're having a bad day, you can still turn it into a positive.....
July 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 8, 2025
Although it is hard not to be impressed by the accuracy of the shot, it is not usually a good strategy to shoot fireworks at each other....
July 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 7, 2025
Good place for a skylight.....
July 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 6, 2025
Yes, Darwin almost destroyed the wedding but he recovered.....
July 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 5, 2025
It's an effective passing method, although not always recommended.....
July 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 4, 2025
When life imitates cartoons.....
July 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 3, 2025
Family's front lawn fireworks party turns into a WAR ZONE as box of rockets catches fire....
July 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Another reason women live longer than men.....
July 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 1, 2025
It's surprising, but sometimes ladders and saws just don't mix.....
June 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 30, 2025
Eat at Bob's, home of the 200-pound pizza.....
June 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 29, 2025
Outside of the tree falling directly on the house, thereby destroying it, they were great. 3 1/2 stars.....
June 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 28, 2025
Honey, does this heavy steel pin go with the trailer?
June 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 27, 2025
Bob was happy to survive with most of both feet.....
June 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 26, 2025
Why it's generally not a good idea to grab an electric fence to see if it's turned on.....
June 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Maybe raise the guard rail on the death pit?
June 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 24, 2025
This is why we have security cams.....
June 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 23, 2025
Never pay a towing company when you can do it yourself and save.....
June 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 22, 2025
If you insist on filming every mundane thing I do.......
June 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 21, 2025
Thought the kid would be more excited with the new in-home splash pad.....
June 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 20, 2025
Thankfully the school bus was there to stop the runaway vehicle...
June 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 19, 2025
If you think you're having a bad day.....
June 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 18, 2025
"I don't see anywhere in the manual where it says we can't have two people on the ladder at the same time...."
June 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 14, 2025
When depth perception is not your strong suit...
June 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 13, 2025
Judge questions the strategy of man who decided to show up to felony court wearing a "World's Best Farter" T-shirt.....
June 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 12, 2025
This is why you buy a security cam.....
June 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 11, 2025
When office furniture strikes back…
June 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Seven return receipts that all claim "manufacturer's defect"
June 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 9, 2025
Some may question the strategy behind jumping as the garage door moves down but who are we to judge??
June 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 8, 2025
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her..."
June 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 7, 2025
Cowboy State Daily's Mark Heinz is working on his parking skills but he's not quite there yet.....
June 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 6, 2025
Park is overrated....
June 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 5, 2025
Although surprising, sometimes those raccoons you find in dumpsters aren't friendly......
June 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Overestimating the strength in one’s leg….
June 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 3, 2025
In case you need a new hobby.....
June 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Ratings would go up if they added dogs to each Olympics event....
May 26, 2025
Daily Darwin 2: Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Of course you can stand on the top step of a ladder. That warning is just a recommendation.....
May 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 26, 2025
"You thought that was a leaf-pile??"
May 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 25, 2025
Cowboy State Daily's Clair McFarland had a rough time trying to parallel park on Saturday....
May 24, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 24, 2025
Why pay a mechanic when you can just do it yourself and save???
May 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 23, 2025
Man puts a pool in a moving truck.....
May 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 19, 2025
A fitting way to end the season.....
May 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 18, 2025
Why hire an arborist when you can make cutting down trees a fun family experience?
May 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 17, 2025
Man films himself getting bashed in the shins with various objects. Why? We have no idea....
May 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 13, 2025
You may see what's possible with a 7-inch vertical. We see a future Julius Erving.....
May 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 12, 2025
When you lie about your forklift experience.....
May 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 11, 2025
An amazing magic trick.....
May 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 7, 2025
Golfer sends clubhead through neighbor's car window.....
May 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Some Darwins deserve to have an encore. Like this guy who's running from the police wearing a Burger King hat while drinking a beer....
May 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 5, 2025
Get a dog, they said.....
May 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 1, 2025
There is a time and place for four different speeds in slow motion. This is one of those times.....
April 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 30, 2025
On the other hand, whoever does your windows does a really good job.....
April 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 29, 2025
In her defense, the light post really did need a trim.....
April 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 28, 2025
Sometimes you gotta know when to wave the white flag....
April 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 27, 2025
One of the best interviews ever....
April 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 26, 2025
We're not judging, but there could be better ways to solve an argument....
April 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 19, 2025
We don't know exactly what happened here except that the plumber is not pleased with the result.....
April 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 18, 2025
Who needs a handrail when you have an Amazon box….
April 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 17, 2025
Client was super happy the tree is gone. The neighbor complained a bit though......
April 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 16, 2025
You can criticize this all you want but when you really need to get somewhere quickly, this is the perfect form......
April 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 15, 2025
It's time for another edition of "Cooking With Cows"......
April 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 14, 2025
Jordan Spieth catches someone below the belt with his putter making his way to the first tee at Augusta....
April 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 13, 2025
When you lie on your resume to get the job....
April 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 12, 2025
Cannot make this up. 45 foot tall statue of a nude woman being erected at the Embarcadero in San Francisco. The installation went viral.....
April 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 11, 2025
"If my hands are full, I just kick under my car to open it....."
April 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 10, 2025
Yeah, we know it's going to be in the 80s later this week. We also know, winter ain't over.....
April 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Bob realizes the early bird parking discount ends at 7:00am and it's 6:59am.....
April 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Only the bestest of buddies will laugh at you during times like this.....
April 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 26, 2025
At least she didn’t put the phone down…
March 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Bob was grateful it wasn’t a load of bricks….
March 24, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 24, 2025
Although it's not technically a drive-thru, you can always check to make sure.....
March 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, March 20, 2025
If this were the Olympics, the only option would be to award three gold medals......
March 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 19, 2025
When your friends are tired of hearing you complain after every shot.....
March 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Everyone should try this.....
March 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 17, 2025
If that’s Mahomes fishing, that sheep is gonna get fined..
March 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 16, 2025
That's going to leave a mark.....
March 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 15, 2025
Whatever you do, don't go around. Just jump the puddle....
March 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Hope Haley has a good dental plan.....
March 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 10, 2025
It's always a good idea to run as fast as you can through revolving doors.....
March 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 9, 2025
Almost lawn mowing season. Time to get the tolerance up....
March 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 5, 2025
A bike, a ramp, and a swimming pool. Always a good idea.....
March 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 4, 2025
Maybe take the brick off the accelerator!
March 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 3, 2025
Never waste your money on expensive moving companies when you can do it yourself and save......
March 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 2, 2025
Sometimes it's a good idea to heed the message on the yellow tape.....
March 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 1, 2025
Hmmm, road debris vs cemented steel pole. What will Bob choose??
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 28, 2025
Why The "Dukes Of Sweden" didn't last more than one episode....
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 27, 2025
Don’t let the smoke fool you, keep revving that engine…..
February 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Let's face it, the only real reason we get doorbell-cams.....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 25, 2025
Putting a remote controlled snake in someone's tent....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Sorry for the lack of originality today, but we've been busy. Here's a bunch of people falling (mostly off the front porch).....
February 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 17, 2025
That feeling of satisfaction after you've shoveled the driveway.....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 16, 2025
The "I Trust My Wife Challenge" just sounds like a horrible idea....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 15, 2025
When you get out of the car to yell at someone, it's usually a good idea to put the car in Park.....
February 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 14, 2025
Texas Pony Express rider clotheslines himself on highway sign...
February 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 13, 2025
Scaring the same woman every day never gets old.....
February 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 9, 2025
News anchor loses it over horrible police sketch.....
February 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 8, 2025
"He's dreamed about this his whole life. Oh, @#%$! That is not good....."
February 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 7, 2025
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.....
February 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 6, 2025
Why it's a bad idea, generally, to pull-out in front of a cement mixer....
February 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 5, 2025
He started to question his entire life.....
February 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 4, 2025
Your chance of being attacked by a squirrel is low, but never zero.....
February 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 22, 2025
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
January 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Why it's a good idea not to put electronics into a microwave oven.....
January 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 20, 2025
Surprising this didn't work out....
January 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 19, 2025
Very important safety tips if you get attacked by person holding two guns....
January 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 18, 2025
A lovable Darwin.....
January 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 17, 2025
Some people just can't handle the pressure ...
January 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 16, 2025
If I only have one ski, so shall you all!
January 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Nothing to see here. Just two brothers acting like two brothers.....
January 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 14, 2025
Teamwork makes the dream work......
January 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
"A couple idiots on the road trying to block traffic," as narrated by MMA announcer Steve Inman.....
January 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 10, 2025
Anyone who has been in a sand trap can relate....
January 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 9, 2025
Dude really needs to up his Ding Dong Ditch game.....
January 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 8, 2025
5-stars. Highly recommend.....
January 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 7, 2025
It's always good to emulate what you see on TikTok......
January 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 6, 2025
Many times, the road least traveled is more interesting.....
January 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 5, 2025
If cartoons aren't real, explain this.....
January 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 4, 2025
He knew what was about to happen but accepted his fate.....
January 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 3, 2025
"Water bottle challenge with my Dad...."
January 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 2, 2025
Man screams in terror at a herd of tagged, domesticated cows because he's convinced he's under attack....
January 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: January 1, 2025
The snake trick is undefeated......
January 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 31, 2024
Great way to wrap up the year......
December 31, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, December 30, 2024
One of the finest post routes you will ever see in football.....
December 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 29, 2024
Prank gone wrong.....
December 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 28, 2024
Hard to tell exactly what is going on here -- except that it's glorious.....
December 28, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Man trying to dispose of Christmas tree.....
December 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, December 23, 2024
Sometimes the auger needs that extra weight to work properly....
December 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 22, 2024
Me trying to get home but I'm wearing my dumpster magnet hat....
December 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Sometimes the best strategy is never to leave the house.....
December 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 17, 2024
The Darwins on Christmas morning.....
December 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, December 16, 2024
Many people don't realize this but taking out the trash is one of the most dangerous things you can do.....
December 15, 2024
Daily Darwin Best Of 2024: Friday, December 13, 2024
Our favorites from 2024: Man practices his high-diving skills.....
December 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 12, 2024
"Dawson, that suit doesn't make you invisible....."
December 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 11, 2024
Why women live longer than men.....
December 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 10, 2024
When doing a DIY project, make sure to surround yourself with supportive friends.....
December 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, December 9, 2024
How not to remove cactus from your leg....
December 08, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 8, 2024
Drunk woman, glued to her phone the entire time, crashes a golf cart into a house—not once, but twice......
December 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 7, 2024
Darwin the delivery driver gets fired after throwing a tantrum when he trips over Halloween decorations....
December 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, December 6, 2024
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start commuting by bike.....
December 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 5, 2024
Man buys television off of Facebook Marketplace and it turned out to be a Popeyes' digital menu board.....
December 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 1, 2024
Yes, you should be able to land safely on the couch....
November 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, November 30, 2024
It was a good idea in theory....
November 30, 2024
Daily Darwin 2: Saturday, November 30, 2024
Thanksgiving day failure compilation.....
November 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, November 26, 2024
You feel a draft??
November 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, November 25, 2024
This one can be best appreciated with three different levels of slow-motion, which we are happy to provide.....
November 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, November 24, 2024
Attempting to jump over a rolling hay bale is always encouraged....
November 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, November 23, 2024
Who needs metal shelving when you can buy plastic toy bins…
November 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, November 22, 2024
Not certain they thought through the dismount process.....
November 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, November 21, 2024
Get a deposit before you loan your bike....
November 21, 2024