Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 10, 2025
Based on the speedy response by his friends, he may still be there….
August 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 9, 2025
When your buddy says, Wait, let me record this…”, it's never a good sign…
August 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 8, 2025
Thankfully the rail guards were saved….
August 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 7, 2025
Why the instructions say, “Saw all the way through the board.”
August 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, August 6, 2025
When motorcycles fight back.....
August 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 5, 2025
Sometimes it's advisable when working under a vehicle to apply the brake.....
August 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, August 4, 2025
Sadly she convinced them get off the accelerator….
August 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 3, 2025
How The West (Was Not) Won.....
August 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 2, 2025
The shrieking makes this holiday memory even more memorable.....
August 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 1, 2025
The appropriate course of action when you hit a fire hydrant is to always leave immediately. No one will know you did it....
August 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 31, 2025
The Mark Heinz Tree Service: Free sunrooms with every order.....
July 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 30, 2025
Bob's last day at Bob's Tree Service....
July 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 26, 2025
Look Ma, no hands…..Look Pa, no brains…..
July 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 25, 2025
Two views of videographer falling into Lake Erie during Cleveland Browns helmet reveal....
July 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 24, 2025
Some would caution against leaving a drill on top of the ladder you're moving.....
July 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 23, 2025
Now let's take this quick break from summer for this message from winter.....
July 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
Actually one of the better potential outcomes…
July 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 21, 2025
Sometimes men and ladders don't mix.....
July 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 20, 2025
Cyclists are just like lawyers: 99% of them give 1% of them a bad name.....
July 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 19, 2025
"It is very safe to operate" as he picks his teeth up off the floor.....
July 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 18, 2025
"Our new mattress is now 40% more puncture resistant....."
July 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 17, 2025
It's wedding season and this is still our favorite wedding ceremony of all time....
July 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 16, 2025
And now a moment we can all be proud of.....
July 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Attention International Darwin Selection Committee: We have a winner...
July 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 11, 2025
Backing in to find your house has been stolen....
July 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 10, 2025
Lawnmower or kid? It's never an easy choice....
July 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Proof if you're having a bad day, you can still turn it into a positive.....
July 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 8, 2025
Although it is hard not to be impressed by the accuracy of the shot, it is not usually a good strategy to shoot fireworks at each other....
July 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 7, 2025
Good place for a skylight.....
July 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 6, 2025
Yes, Darwin almost destroyed the wedding but he recovered.....
July 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 5, 2025
It's an effective passing method, although not always recommended.....
July 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 4, 2025
When life imitates cartoons.....
July 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 3, 2025
Family's front lawn fireworks party turns into a WAR ZONE as box of rockets catches fire....
July 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Another reason women live longer than men.....
July 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 1, 2025
It's surprising, but sometimes ladders and saws just don't mix.....
June 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 30, 2025
Eat at Bob's, home of the 200-pound pizza.....
June 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 29, 2025
Outside of the tree falling directly on the house, thereby destroying it, they were great. 3 1/2 stars.....
June 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 28, 2025
Honey, does this heavy steel pin go with the trailer?
June 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 27, 2025
Bob was happy to survive with most of both feet.....
June 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 26, 2025
Why it's generally not a good idea to grab an electric fence to see if it's turned on.....
June 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Maybe raise the guard rail on the death pit?
June 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 24, 2025
This is why we have security cams.....
June 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 23, 2025
Never pay a towing company when you can do it yourself and save.....
June 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 22, 2025
If you insist on filming every mundane thing I do.......
June 21, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 21, 2025
Thought the kid would be more excited with the new in-home splash pad.....
June 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 20, 2025
Thankfully the school bus was there to stop the runaway vehicle...
June 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 19, 2025
If you think you're having a bad day.....
June 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 18, 2025
"I don't see anywhere in the manual where it says we can't have two people on the ladder at the same time...."
June 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 14, 2025
When depth perception is not your strong suit...
June 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 13, 2025
Judge questions the strategy of man who decided to show up to felony court wearing a "World's Best Farter" T-shirt.....
June 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 12, 2025
This is why you buy a security cam.....
June 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 11, 2025
When office furniture strikes back…
June 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Seven return receipts that all claim "manufacturer's defect"
June 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 9, 2025
Some may question the strategy behind jumping as the garage door moves down but who are we to judge??
June 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 8, 2025
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her..."
June 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 7, 2025
Cowboy State Daily's Mark Heinz is working on his parking skills but he's not quite there yet.....
June 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 6, 2025
Park is overrated....
June 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 5, 2025
Although surprising, sometimes those raccoons you find in dumpsters aren't friendly......
June 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Overestimating the strength in one’s leg….
June 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 3, 2025
In case you need a new hobby.....
June 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Ratings would go up if they added dogs to each Olympics event....
May 26, 2025
Daily Darwin 2: Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Of course you can stand on the top step of a ladder. That warning is just a recommendation.....
May 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 26, 2025
"You thought that was a leaf-pile??"
May 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 25, 2025
Cowboy State Daily's Clair McFarland had a rough time trying to parallel park on Saturday....
May 24, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 24, 2025
Why pay a mechanic when you can just do it yourself and save???
May 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 23, 2025
Man puts a pool in a moving truck.....
May 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 19, 2025
A fitting way to end the season.....
May 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 18, 2025
Why hire an arborist when you can make cutting down trees a fun family experience?
May 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 17, 2025
Man films himself getting bashed in the shins with various objects. Why? We have no idea....
May 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 13, 2025
You may see what's possible with a 7-inch vertical. We see a future Julius Erving.....
May 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 12, 2025
When you lie about your forklift experience.....
May 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 11, 2025
An amazing magic trick.....
May 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 7, 2025
Golfer sends clubhead through neighbor's car window.....
May 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Some Darwins deserve to have an encore. Like this guy who's running from the police wearing a Burger King hat while drinking a beer....
May 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 5, 2025
Get a dog, they said.....
May 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 1, 2025
There is a time and place for four different speeds in slow motion. This is one of those times.....
April 30, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 30, 2025
On the other hand, whoever does your windows does a really good job.....
April 29, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 29, 2025
In her defense, the light post really did need a trim.....
April 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 28, 2025
Sometimes you gotta know when to wave the white flag....
April 27, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 27, 2025
One of the best interviews ever....
April 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 26, 2025
We're not judging, but there could be better ways to solve an argument....
April 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 19, 2025
We don't know exactly what happened here except that the plumber is not pleased with the result.....
April 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 18, 2025
Who needs a handrail when you have an Amazon box….
April 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 17, 2025
Client was super happy the tree is gone. The neighbor complained a bit though......
April 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 16, 2025
You can criticize this all you want but when you really need to get somewhere quickly, this is the perfect form......
April 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 15, 2025
It's time for another edition of "Cooking With Cows"......
April 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 14, 2025
Jordan Spieth catches someone below the belt with his putter making his way to the first tee at Augusta....
April 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 13, 2025
When you lie on your resume to get the job....
April 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 12, 2025
Cannot make this up. 45 foot tall statue of a nude woman being erected at the Embarcadero in San Francisco. The installation went viral.....
April 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 11, 2025
"If my hands are full, I just kick under my car to open it....."
April 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 10, 2025
Yeah, we know it's going to be in the 80s later this week. We also know, winter ain't over.....
April 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Bob realizes the early bird parking discount ends at 7:00am and it's 6:59am.....
April 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Only the bestest of buddies will laugh at you during times like this.....
April 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 26, 2025
At least she didn’t put the phone down…
March 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Bob was grateful it wasn’t a load of bricks….
March 24, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 24, 2025
Although it's not technically a drive-thru, you can always check to make sure.....
March 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, March 20, 2025
If this were the Olympics, the only option would be to award three gold medals......
March 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 19, 2025
When your friends are tired of hearing you complain after every shot.....
March 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Everyone should try this.....
March 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 17, 2025
If that’s Mahomes fishing, that sheep is gonna get fined..
March 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 16, 2025
That's going to leave a mark.....
March 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 15, 2025
Whatever you do, don't go around. Just jump the puddle....
March 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Hope Haley has a good dental plan.....
March 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 10, 2025
It's always a good idea to run as fast as you can through revolving doors.....
March 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 9, 2025
Almost lawn mowing season. Time to get the tolerance up....
March 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 5, 2025
A bike, a ramp, and a swimming pool. Always a good idea.....
March 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 4, 2025
Maybe take the brick off the accelerator!
March 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 3, 2025
Never waste your money on expensive moving companies when you can do it yourself and save......
March 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 2, 2025
Sometimes it's a good idea to heed the message on the yellow tape.....
March 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 1, 2025
Hmmm, road debris vs cemented steel pole. What will Bob choose??
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 28, 2025
Why The "Dukes Of Sweden" didn't last more than one episode....
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 27, 2025
Don’t let the smoke fool you, keep revving that engine…..
February 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Let's face it, the only real reason we get doorbell-cams.....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 25, 2025
Putting a remote controlled snake in someone's tent....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Sorry for the lack of originality today, but we've been busy. Here's a bunch of people falling (mostly off the front porch).....
February 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 17, 2025
That feeling of satisfaction after you've shoveled the driveway.....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 16, 2025
The "I Trust My Wife Challenge" just sounds like a horrible idea....
February 16, 2025