Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Friday, September 20, 2024
There are probably better birthday presents than this.....
September 20, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 19, 2024
The new Darwin Rodeo is entertaining....
September 19, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Golfing with the Darwins....
September 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 17, 2024
If there was only a way this could have been avoided.....
September 16, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, September 16, 2024
It's always a good idea to go exploring in a bear den....
September 16, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 15, 2024
The most important thing is to have the support of your friends....
September 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, September 14, 2024
At Darwin Towing & Service, we get your vehicle unstuck in five seconds or your money back....
September 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, September 13, 2024
Put this guy in the hall of fame.....
September 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 12, 2024
When the security guard can't get him, the outside linebacker steps in.....
September 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 11, 2024
The water hazard on #14 can really sneak up on you.....
September 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 10, 2024
This is our kind of sporting event....
September 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, September 9, 2024
Studies have shown that putting your car in Park when you're not in it, can be beneficial.....
September 09, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 8, 2024
Even the East German judge had to score this one a 10....
September 08, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, September 7, 2024
The party hasn't started until your Cheeze Whiz can catches on fire....
September 06, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, September 6, 2024
Working out with Darwin....
September 06, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 5, 2024
There are many barriers in life, it's how we deal with them that matters....
September 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Great news! We have excellent water pressure!
September 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Don't worry, the phone was not damaged....
September 03, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, September 2, 2024
Put these guys in the Hall of Fame....
September 02, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 1, 2024
At least he's got video proof.....
September 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 31, 2024
To this day, perhaps the greatest wedding ceremony of all time....
August 31, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 27, 2024
I knew I shouldn't have parked my car in the econo-lot.....
August 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, August 26, 2024
Don't be afraid to commit....
August 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 25, 2024
When you are not an engineer, but still think you are one of the best....
August 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 24, 2024
Darwin attempts to jump over a moving vehicle.....
August 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 23, 2024
Summer fun with the Darwins....
August 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 22, 2024
Remember, it's always safe to play baseball with fireworks....
August 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 18, 2024
Based on his reaction, it's safe to assume this has happened to Darwin before....
August 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 17, 2024
One completely safe way to get rid of your spare fireworks is to stuff all of them into a single tube and light it.....
August 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 16, 2024
In his defense, the weather conditions were awful and the container jumped right out at him....
August 16, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 15, 2024
What happens when a junior engineer helps a senior engineer...
August 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, August 14, 2024
When the escalator is too slow, it's up to you to improvise.....
August 14, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 13, 2024
Sitting in a laundry basket and getting shot into a pool from a treadmill at different speeds.....
August 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, August 12, 2024
The only time I've said, "I can do that," while watching the Olympics and was kind of correct....
August 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 11, 2024
As a public service, we used two different slow-motion speeds to ensure our viewers understand the correct technique.....
August 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 10, 2024
In all fairness, who hasn't this happened to??
August 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, August 9, 2024
At Darwin Moving & Storage, quality is not our middle name....
August 09, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 8, 2024
Darwin the dog chews through lithium-ion battery and starts house fire in Tulsa. Thankfully, the pets were able to escape the home through a dog door.
August 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, August 7, 2024
Darwin is quite patriotic....
August 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 28, 2024
Darwin plays with suction cups....
July 28, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 27, 2024
We'll take this over the Olympics.....
July 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 26, 2024
The great thing about electric cars is you don't need to be in the car to start driving.....
July 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 22, 2024
Gotta admire his dedication to keeping his pool clean....
July 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 21, 2024
Darwina may have had too much to drink.....
July 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 20, 2024
We're lower priced at Darwin & Sons because we cut back on waste -- like hard helmets....
July 20, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 19, 2024
Denver is in need of a good defensive tackle.....
July 19, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 18, 2024
Darwin's first day on the job....
July 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 17, 2024
“Waiter, next time we’d like a table away from the restrooms, please..."
July 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 16, 2024
There is never a reason to hire an electrician when you can just do it yourself and save....
July 16, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 15, 2024
Darwin doing tricks....
July 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 14, 2024
The most important thing is having friends who have your best interests at heart....
July 14, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 13, 2024
That clock on the wall it rings, it chimes. It's beer thirty, a honky tonk time...
July 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 12, 2024
The Darwins go for a ride on their electric scooters...
July 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 11, 2024
The Darwin family has a gender reveal party....
July 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 7, 2024
Actually, if you look at the instruction manual, this is the manufacturer's recommended way of lighting these fireworks.....
July 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 6, 2024
Everything was great until that truck came out of nowhere....
July 06, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 5, 2024
How could anything go wrong with this strategy?
July 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 4, 2024
Let's relive the glorious moment when a malfunction turned a 17-minute fireworks show in San Diego to all blow up in under 30 seconds.....
July 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 3, 2024
It's a bold move but some have success in using their car as bait.....
July 03, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 2, 2024
When you've run out of money for fireworks, there are other alternatives....
July 02, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 1, 2024
Although a bit obnoxious, the new alarm clock is effective....
July 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 30, 2024
It just keeps getting worse....
June 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 29, 2024
Why pay someone to install cabinets when you can do it yourself and save a lot of money?
June 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 28, 2024
Why hire a professional tree service when you can do it yourself and save money???
June 28, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 27, 2024
It is always a good idea to drive your lawn tractor down a hill and toward a river....
June 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 26, 2024
At least he brought his supportive friends along....
June 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 25, 2024
Dog brings wasp's nest to owner as a gift....
June 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 24, 2024
Rarely does a contestant get perfect 10s across the board. This is one of those rare occasions....
June 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 23, 2024
So close.....
June 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 22, 2024
"My horoscope said, curb, pole, fireball, fence, explosions…. now it all makes sense..."
June 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 21, 2024
Well that worked out exactly as planned.....
June 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 20, 2024
Thankfully the log is there to break their fall....
June 20, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 13, 2024
Man runs on field at Reds game on Tuesday night, immediately pays for it.....
June 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 12, 2024
We've all been there.....
June 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 11, 2024
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
June 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 10, 2024
"Day 52 of throwing a random object at my roommate while he tries to guess what it is...."
June 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 9, 2024
Life would be so boring without security cams....
June 09, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 8, 2024
Thank God her friend came to the rescue....
June 08, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 7, 2024
The only word we can use to describe this is "glorious"
June 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 6, 2024
Either way, it's a great outcome. Kid either gets launched into space or fat guy gets impaled....
June 06, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 5, 2024
Although it is indeed quicker to exit a ladder this way, most experts advise just to step down....
June 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 4, 2024
The Darwin brothers....
June 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 3, 2024
I get by with a little help from my friends....
June 02, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 2, 2024
If this isn't your form when you go down a waterslide, you need to reexamine your life....
June 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 1, 2024
The proper protocol when a warehouse disaster strikes is to immediately pull out your phone to record it and then laugh as thousands of cans of paint crash to the ground....
June 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 31, 2024
The Darwins finest hour.....
May 31, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 30, 2024
We're not saying this is the best way to use an escalator, but it may be the quickest way....
May 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 29, 2024
"Hopefully the porch isn't hollow and we fall through..."
May 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 28, 2024
At the Daily Darwin Steakhouse, not only do we blowtorch every meal, but we throw in a free shower at no extra cost....
May 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 27, 2024
Well, at least Darwin had a caring wife come to his aid....
May 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 26, 2024
Although they're not known necessary for quality of work, the Darwin Discount Cement Company is known for their availability....
May 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 25, 2024
The new Darwin Drone automatically choreographs itself to your favorite song....
May 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 24, 2024
Who amongst us hasn't been tazed running away from a cop while drinking a beer and wearing a Burger King crown???
May 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 23, 2024
Bob’s build a helicopter from used vacuum parts goes awry…
May 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 22, 2024
Although not for everybody, the Darwin Discount Tree Service does have some availability for the Memorial Day weekend...
May 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Although the official manual says to use the stairs, in Bob's defense, this is a quicker method....
May 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 20, 2024
Domino Darwin....
May 20, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 19, 2024
They're not for everybody, but for that client looking to save, Darwin Discount Homebuilders offers a viable alternative....
May 19, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 18, 2024
There are easier ways to steal quarters...
May 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 11, 2024
Three cheers to whoever invented security cams and whoever invented slow motion replay....
May 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 10, 2024
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance....
May 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 9, 2024
Sometimes it's a good idea not to touch it, if you don't know what it is....
May 09, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 5, 2024
Always try to re-create things you see on the Internet....
May 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 4, 2024
Two barefoot guys playing soccer with a bowling ball on an asphalt court full of Legos....
May 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 3, 2024
Man attempts to jump house with motorcycle...
May 03, 2024