Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 20, 2025
Man dies at room temperature....
April 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 19, 2025
We don't know exactly what happened here except that the plumber is not pleased with the result.....
April 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 18, 2025
Who needs a handrail when you have an Amazon box….
April 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 17, 2025
Client was super happy the tree is gone. The neighbor complained a bit though......
April 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 16, 2025
You can criticize this all you want but when you really need to get somewhere quickly, this is the perfect form......
April 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 15, 2025
It's time for another edition of "Cooking With Cows"......
April 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 14, 2025
Jordan Spieth catches someone below the belt with his putter making his way to the first tee at Augusta....
April 13, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 13, 2025
When you lie on your resume to get the job....
April 12, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 12, 2025
Cannot make this up. 45 foot tall statue of a nude woman being erected at the Embarcadero in San Francisco. The installation went viral.....
April 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 11, 2025
"If my hands are full, I just kick under my car to open it....."
April 10, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 10, 2025
Yeah, we know it's going to be in the 80s later this week. We also know, winter ain't over.....
April 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Bob realizes the early bird parking discount ends at 7:00am and it's 6:59am.....
April 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Only the bestest of buddies will laugh at you during times like this.....
April 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 7, 2025
Grandpa wouldn’t had wanted it any other way....
April 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 6, 2025
Friendly reminder: Don't forget to take out the trash.....
April 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 24, 2025
Although it's not technically a drive-thru, you can always check to make sure.....
March 23, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 23, 2025
So how was your first day on the job?
March 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 22, 2025
Looking back at last year's Cowboy State Daily Invitational....
March 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, March 21, 2025
Worst gender-reveal ever.....
March 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, March 20, 2025
If this were the Olympics, the only option would be to award three gold medals......
March 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 19, 2025
When your friends are tired of hearing you complain after every shot.....
March 18, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, March 3, 2025
Never waste your money on expensive moving companies when you can do it yourself and save......
March 02, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 2, 2025
Sometimes it's a good idea to heed the message on the yellow tape.....
March 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 1, 2025
Hmmm, road debris vs cemented steel pole. What will Bob choose??
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 28, 2025
Why The "Dukes Of Sweden" didn't last more than one episode....
February 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 27, 2025
Don’t let the smoke fool you, keep revving that engine…..
February 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Let's face it, the only real reason we get doorbell-cams.....
February 25, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Why use robots when you can use ghosts??
February 19, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Sorry for the lack of originality today, but we've been busy. Here's a bunch of people falling (mostly off the front porch).....
February 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 17, 2025
That feeling of satisfaction after you've shoveled the driveway.....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 16, 2025
The "I Trust My Wife Challenge" just sounds like a horrible idea....
February 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 15, 2025
When you get out of the car to yell at someone, it's usually a good idea to put the car in Park.....
February 15, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 14, 2025
Texas Pony Express rider clotheslines himself on highway sign...
February 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, February 10, 2025
It's always advisable to look both ways....
February 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 9, 2025
News anchor loses it over horrible police sketch.....
February 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 8, 2025
"He's dreamed about this his whole life. Oh, @#%$! That is not good....."
February 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, February 7, 2025
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.....
February 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 6, 2025
Why it's a bad idea, generally, to pull-out in front of a cement mixer....
February 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 5, 2025
He started to question his entire life.....
February 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 29, 2025
"We're going to make sure Chris is okay......"
January 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 28, 2025
White gloves, black uniforms, no plan.....
January 28, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 27, 2025
When using a swing set, go big or go home......
January 26, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 23, 2025
Tacos delivered right to the front of your car…
January 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 22, 2025
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
January 22, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Why it's a good idea not to put electronics into a microwave oven.....
January 20, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 17, 2025
Some people just can't handle the pressure ...
January 17, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 16, 2025
If I only have one ski, so shall you all!
January 16, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Nothing to see here. Just two brothers acting like two brothers.....
January 14, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
What do you mean this is a bad idea???
January 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
"A couple idiots on the road trying to block traffic," as narrated by MMA announcer Steve Inman.....
January 11, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 10, 2025
Anyone who has been in a sand trap can relate....
January 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 9, 2025
Dude really needs to up his Ding Dong Ditch game.....
January 09, 2025
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 8, 2025
5-stars. Highly recommend.....
January 08, 2025
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 7, 2025
It's always good to emulate what you see on TikTok......
January 07, 2025
Daily Darwin: Monday, January 6, 2025
Many times, the road least traveled is more interesting.....
January 06, 2025
Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 5, 2025
If cartoons aren't real, explain this.....
January 05, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 4, 2025
He knew what was about to happen but accepted his fate.....
January 04, 2025
Daily Darwin: Friday, January 3, 2025
"Water bottle challenge with my Dad...."
January 03, 2025
Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 2, 2025
Man screams in terror at a herd of tagged, domesticated cows because he's convinced he's under attack....
January 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: January 1, 2025
The snake trick is undefeated......
January 01, 2025
Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 28, 2024
Hard to tell exactly what is going on here -- except that it's glorious.....
December 28, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, December 27, 2024
A Yuletide celebration of Darwins.....
December 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 26, 2024
Don't do drugs.....
December 25, 2024