Dear tough but fair editors of the Cowboy State Daily as well as ace reporters, typesetters, dawn and dusk photographers, bicycle delivery kids, Darwin feat compilers, clever cartoonists, camp fire raconteurs, livestock and bean counters, and prescient weather diviners:
I love you madly!! You have changed, indeed given me a reason, to live. I am a dude, the worst kind of dude: I live in New York City, home of the New York Times, CNN, giant black Escalades, subway stabbers, 100% Democratic voters who in their wisdom elected the dumbest mayor and governor in the entire USofA AND Senator Schumer. You can easily see my desperate situation.
I do have one saving grace: a brother who lives in Wyoming. Out of the blue he sent me an owl article, followed by what would you rather die than eat. You had me with the bugs! I am now signed up for your morning sunshine and sometimes read it through several times. NOT KIDDING!
Please keep flinging the good stuff,
Emelyn Patterson
New York, New York